1. The grandfather with wacky hair and his grandaughter who was wearing aviator shades and a pink wig
2. Aproximately a dozen men in their 70's who told me i was pretty as i took their orders (that was cute, but a little uncomfortable)
3. By far my favorite conversation with a customer (color coded for your reading pleasure)
man: it's really hot outside
me: yes it is, i'm very glad its air conditioned in here
man: It's so hot, the pole dancers are wearing oven mits! isn't that a hoot?!
me: *thinking to myself* i love you, mister